neocon

neocon
1. (Neocon) (1665↑, 443↓)
Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.

Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.

2. (neocon) (689↑, 208↓)
Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it." Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.

"I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things\!"

3. (neocon) (950↑, 472↓)
Morally idealistic conservatatives. neocon is short for neo-conservative. Neocons separate themselves from Republicans that are traditionally fiscal conservative. Slang - Crusading republican. Slang - Neocons exist separated into two very distinct groups. The largest, group one, are the people below the 99th income percentile. They are religous and/or war-mongering blowhard lemmings who follow the second group; The second group is made up of the top one percent. They cut taxes for themselves, borrow trillions (second term pending), and their behavior is largely the subject of this blog. Of necessity, they pay Rove to pipe tabloid for the Rats. Lemmings rather. Whichever, they both work. Vlugar - White bible thumping trash.

The draft-dodging neocons running the white house are threatening our future as a great nation.

4. (neocon) (553↑, 178↓)
Someone whose political views represent the worst of both worlds: fiscally liberal, socially conservative.

Bush is a neocon because he supports racking up a huge deficit while dictating people's personal lives.

5. (neocon) (391↑, 117↓)
1. Small group of politicians coming from as early as the Ford administration up to the Bush II administration. 2. Have a fake pretense about believing in smaller government. In reality believe in big spending and tax cuts for their wealthy political and business friends, hence deficit spending. 3. They fake being social conservatives, although true social conservatives believe they really care about social issues. Neocons distract the public by acting like they really care about social issues like gay marriage, abortion, and flag burning. Meanwhile they are busy conducting wars and stifling your freedom. 4. Believe in costly wars and creating boogeymen to try and make you think only they can keep you safe while they restrict your freedoms to "protect you". This is their signature issue, to help keep them in power. 5. Actually despise any types of small government advocates, Barry Goldwater, traditional live and let live conservative, and libertarians.

George Bush I and II, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, are all a bunch of neocons.

6. (neocon) (374↑, 131↓)
Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. A collection of no good, low life, lying, rotten, four flushing, [inbred] sacks of [wind] and [horseshit].

The current administration is full of these people.

7. (Neocon) (312↑, 72↓)
Another word for neo-Nazi.

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.

8. (neocon) (345↑, 169↓)
1: Republicans who favor social authoritarianism and plutocracy 2: Anti-Intellectualists, and economic stagnationists. 3: Complete and utter dirtbags of pure, unrefined trash that only look out for their own wealth and contribute nothing to the betterment of man kind. Worthless. Malignant. Junk.

In an act characteristic of the Nazis, the neocons are now proposing that all people who make less than $50,000 a year be exterminated in concentration camps along with the gays, ethnic peoples and atheists.

9. (neocon) (262↑, 109↓)
The only kind of [Republican] that can justifiably be a called a [nazi].

Thanks to the Neocons, [Godwin's Law] is now obsolete.

10. (NeoCon) (171↑, 83↓)
Despite the name, neocons are neither new nor conservative. Neocons favor globalization, upper-class tax cuts to bankrupt the government, taxing only earned income, teaching that masturbation can cause pregnancy, banning gay marriage, ruling the world, and election systems which don't have a paper trail. Don't try to converse with neocons; they take any sort of criticism as censorship, and will often resort [Serdar Argic]-style debate tactics.

Anyone you see on 24-hour news

11. (neocon) (96↑, 26↓)
Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power. They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs. Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.

Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.

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12. (NeoCon) (86↑, 17↓)
Neoconservative; a misnomer for the American Neo-Stalinist movement (aka the Neo-Republican LeftRight). Supposedly Neocons are socialists and leftists that “crossed the aisle” to the Right. However, in reality they remain somewhere in the middle, and off to the evil side. Neocons are evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of devil can really understand. Most Neocons are mentally-ill velociraptors, Ivy-League psychopaths, or sheltered bourgeois, who are not so much stupid as naïve, insane, and delusional. The Neoconservative movement is a figure of hatred for both the traditional individualist Right and their former comrades on the Old Left. Like true communists, Neocons believe the tax-paying public are obligated to spend their lives working to fund the testing of their evilly-retarded military theories. Unlike other communists, however, they don’t give a shit whether their comrades have shelter, medical care, or any of the other basic necessities of life, and fanatically endorse socialized militarism at the expense of real public needs. The Neocon’s idea of war is like the virgin’s idea of sex. Neocons are utterly, totally, and completely ignorant of war and the military. No Neocon has ever served in the military, and veterans are categorically excluded from being called a Neocon. Neocons used their wealth and privilege to avoid their generation’s war, yet feel they are qualified experts on the subject. Other than Powell, there was not 5 minutes of actual military experience in the entire Bush administration, which predictably resulted in the dumbest military maneuver since the Maginot Line ([Operation Iraqi Freedumb]). The only achievement of the Neoconservative movement has been to render the term [conservative] meaningless. Neocons have looted the American treasury like a mob of criminally insane communists on methamphetamine, and yet still claim to be conservatives. Only a fool or a whore could consider Neocons to be actual conservatives

If you’re an Iraqi Freedumb supporter, but don’t know your arse from your tits when it comes to war or fighting, you might be a Neocon.

13. (Neocon) (80↑, 12↓)
Neoconservative; a socially-conservative socialist. The opposite of a [libertarian]. Many neocons tout militarism as their single issue.

The neocons planned Operation Iraqi Freedumb.

Author: Iraqi Freedumb 2 http://neocon.urbanup.com/4070292
14. (neocon) (55↑, 13↓)
Neocons are all imbecilic, aging, wheezing syphilitic pathological creeps, dirty old men that smoke Cuban cigars and go on child sex slave vacations in third world nations while on oxycontin between snorting viagra and having secret affairs with gay sex workers. When they're not spouting homophobic bullshit or writing breathlessly idiotic, fact free columns in major newspapers, clinking crystal tumblers brimming with $38,000 a bottle bourbon with the Skull and Bones / AEI classmates at grand elite socials, getting drunk and shooting people in the face, brazenly granting trillion dollar contracts to their former companies, raping teenaged boys in Texas Prisons, chronically sexually harrassing their female employees, putting on diapers and paying dominatrixes to indulge their banal submissive fantasies: they're out doing what they do best: ravaging the life savings of thousands of people and committing genocide. All this while being ardently fawned over by the liberal media. These revolting sub-human colostomatic shitbags of filth and perversion should all be in GITMO right now receiving sex changes from Cuban doctors, only to spend the rest of their lives as a drag show touring Iran & Afghanistan.

That neocon needs a new think tank gig\!

15. (NeoCon) (141↑, 109↓)
Check Websters. The term means a former Liberal who now epouses conservative views. Date: 1952
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16. (Neocon) (43↑, 13↓)
A self-hating international communist. Neocons found it more convenient to hijack a conservative party because their message of socialized militarism didn’t sit well with the liberal Left.

A Neocon is a self-hating communist in denial.

17. (Neocon) (36↑, 7↓)
A traitor. Neocons believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11. “Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.

Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a Neocon and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.

18. (NeoCon) (79↑, 60↓)
Initially coined as a derogatory term for liberals - primarily Jewish ones - who became conservatives, the term has evolved to include "national greatness" conservatives (those who favour an expansive, activist foreign policy, especially where promotion of democracy abroad is concerned, over the isolationist impulses of traditional conservatives).

Neocons include such figures as William Kristol, Norman Podhoretz, Paul Wolfowitz.

19. (Neocon) (14↑, 4↓)
A politician who, on the lectern, claims to be a conservative, claims belief in smaller government and less government spending, but in practice increases spending and increases the size of government.

John Mccain calls himself a conservative, yet he votes for Cap and Trade. He's just a [centrist] neocon.

20. (neocon) (96↑, 87↓)
Liberal: 'To stop international terrorism we need to work with other countries and foster a spirit of peace and understanding between different cultures and ideology. We should stop burning up our finite resources and use a little of our vast wealth to aid the third world'. Neocon: 'MORE SHOOTING\!'.

George W. 'cocaine rush; ooops i've knackered the oil company; praise jesus i'm saved; god bless America' Bush Jr

21. (Neocon) (11↑, 6↓)
A corporate socialist, or political atheist, who represents the interests of the richest 100 or so people in the world (aka Global Control of the masses). Neocons mostly pose as republicans. Neocons pretend to support good ideas like free markets and free people, but work tirelessly to promote corporate socialism and monopolism that control people. Big corporate $ supports neocons. That is why they win more elections than genuine conservatives (truecons). Modern day progressive "liberals" love to paint neocons as "extreme right wingers" to keep up their cover in the republican party to further corrupt it.

T.R. was the 1st neocon republican president, followed by all republican and democrat presidents thereafter, except Harding, Coolidge, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and somewhat Reagan.

22. (Neocon) (47↑, 43↓)
A liberal pretending to be a Republican.

A Neocon is more liberal then you think.

23. (neocon) (1↑, 0↓)
A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.

Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable\! Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush. Republican 1: A neocon\! You think they'll fall for it? Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.

24. (neocon) (11↑, 11↓)
1. What Barack Obama fails at pretending not to be. 2. A person who attempts to destroy a country by driving its economy into the ground through war mongering and constant spending 3. A President who should be shot for treason for not listening to the people.

bob: Man even Dubbua wasn't such a neocon like Obama Rob: Yeah, Obama should be hung for treason for being such a neocon\!

25. (Neocon) (13↑, 14↓)
That "new" form of conservatism based in both bozoprenic and bozoleptic behaviors.

Neocons at root evidence bozoid tendencies that manifest themselves in confusion, negativity, and, in the case of neocon rule in government, repression and death.

Author: Racque Reason http://neocon.urbanup.com/3735168
26. (Neocon) (8↑, 33↓)
Neocons: A fabricated politico group that according to the most liberal of left wing ideologists; Bound and determined to make you believe that GOD should be in every aspect of ones life, that Big Business is second only to GOD, that government should know everything you're doing and if it doesn't jive with Big Business or GOD then it's illegal. Neocons believe that anything enjoyable is sin, sex is meant for pro-creation, not pleasure, any and all drugs are bad mkay. The neocon epithet is tossed around much like a racial slur however it does not single out race. "anyone" can be a neocon. It only has one simple requirement. Disagree with anything from the left, especially the most socialist left wing of the democratic party, Al Gore, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, etc. To a radical left winger disagreeing with any of the statements of the aforementioned individuals ipso facto means that you are not "thinking for yourself" and thereby a sheep to the right. If you question anything from the extreme left, then you are "stupid" "retarded" a "follower" So in order to be a "free thinker" and not a "neocon" you must and shall obey every request made to you by the democratic party. Never question any appearance of impropriety, and automatically write it off as neocon propaganda. Because to question the mighty and tenacious "D" is not "American" and not "Patriotic" All energies must be applied to questioning and accusing the evil "R" while ignoring the other party altogether. This is what is expected. No exceptions.

Anyone who disagrees with the radical left is a "Neocon"

27. (Neocon) (24↑, 60↓)
Lying to someone you don't care about. The act of being a sociopath in general.

Sara: (sobbing) You lied to me\! I should have known you just wanted to fuck me\! Tad: (under his breath) Oh, Travis, man, you neoconned that bitch good\!

28. (neocon) (75↑, 119↓)
A combination of "Neo"([new]) and "Con"([conservative]). "Neocon" is the term for both a new and old (reborn) form of Conservativism. A break from the Reublican party and return to more traditional Conservative values. This represents a fracturing of the Right. Neocons tend to be young, idealistic, and even dogmatic activists. They tend to have above-average intelligence and education. They are very similar to the movements of the 1960s, but with different core values. They are both pessimistic about the current system, and optimistic about the difference they can make. It is difficult to lock Neocons down to a specific set of values, because they come from a wide variety of backgrounds (including minorities and gays) and have a wide variance in their ideals. Overall, Neocons are pro-life and support the death penalty. Many neocons are religious or "spiritual" in one way or another. They are not necessarily Christian, although that is the religion to which most of them subscribe. Neocons preach tolerance and coexistence without political correctness. They tend to strongly support both the First and Second Amendments of the Constitution. Neocons support Capitalism, but view being beholden to corporate interests with great distaste. And while compromise is a necessary evil in politics, when in doubt, neocons will stick to their guns. Too much compromise is the hallmark of selling out. They believe that the current political process has become so corrupt that no politician can get anywhere without selling out to various interests. Neocons view the increasingly centrist philosophy of Republican politicians with the same distaste that their radically Liberal opponents feel for the Democrats. Both of the Big Two parties have been migrating towards the center for some time now, leaving behind many on either side. This is manifested by the power wielded by third-party candidates, which was decisive in determining the outcomes of the 1992, 2000 and 2004 Presidential elections. (And resulting in much backbiting on either the Left or the Right afterwards) This is a new age in American politics. The rise of neoconservativism was one of the more unforseen and underestimated political developments in the last two decades. With similar fracturing on the Liberal side of the political divide, the power-hold of the Big Two parties (Republican and Democrat) is being shaken, and voting for a third-party candidate no longer means you are just "throwing your vote away." The future may be a very interesting time for all of us, Liberal or Conservative.

“The neo-conservatism of the 1980s is a replay of the New Conservatism of the 1950s, which was itself a replay of the New Era philosophy of the 1920s” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.).

29. (neocon) (23↑, 100↓)
n. 1. a convert to conservativism. 2. code used by left-wing anti-semites to identify a conservative Jew 3. a word used by a moron trying to sound intelligent.

1. David Horowitz is a neocon 2. Chris Matthews called Bill Safire a neocon 3. Mick Jagger called Chris Matthews a neocon

Author: champagneforceasar http://neocon.urbanup.com/2459137
30. (neocon) (27↑, 117↓)
1. Any person who is winning an argument with a [liberal] 2. Catch all term used by liberals when they think they've been using Nazi too much. 3. A common element found in conspiracy theories.

1. Conservative: Al Sharpton is not a nice man, he's played a big part in instigating racial violence, and many of his statements are anti-Semitic Liberal: You neocon bastards hate black people. 2. Conservative: Free speech is important in all situations even when it offends people. Liberal: You're just a Nazi. Conservative: In fact offensive speech sometimes is necessary, the Declaration of Independence may have been offensive to King George Liberal: Shut up you Nazi Conservative: Can you argue by doing something other than calling me a Nazi? Liberal: shut up you necon 3. Bush and the Neo-cons caused [9-11]

Author: Graham P Shaw http://neocon.urbanup.com/2362162
31. (Neocon) (35↑, 126↓)
1. Any person who is winning an argument with a liberal 2. Catch all term used by liberals when they think they've been using Nazi too much. 3. A common element found in conspiracy theories.

1. Conservative: Al Sharpton is not a nice man, he's played a big part in instigating racial violence, and many of his statements are anti-Semitic Liberal: You neocon bastards hate black people. 2. Conservative: Free speech is important in all situations even when it offends people. Liberal: You're just a Nazi. Conservative: In fact offensive speech sometimes is necessary, the Declaration of Independence may have been offensive to King George Liberal: Shut up you Nazi Conservative: Can you argue by doing something other than calling me a Nazi? Liberal: shut up you necon 3. Bush and the Neo-cons caused 9-11

Author: Graham P Shaw http://neocon.urbanup.com/2377451
32. (Neocon) (78↑, 187↓)
1. Word used to describe anyone advocating anything short of outright appeasement of tyranny. 2. The boogey man in liberals' campfire scary stories. 3. Word used by the Old Left to describe the JOOOOS\!

He's a neocon Republikkkan\! The neocons are establishing a(n) theocracy/police state/America that can actually defend itself\! We should be tolerant of all peop... Is that a neocon?\! FASCIST\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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